Wow, this is great. I can totally make up anything I want about myself. How about this: I'm an ex-Marine who became a neurosurgeon and Grammy-winning songwriter. I also invented cupcakes and the internet.
Okay. Truth is I'm a cartoonist, children's book author, humor writer, speaker ... and a pastor at one of America's fastest-growing churches, Liquid Church. I live with my wife (who knows way too much about the real me) and my young son (who's still naive enough to thank me all the time for inventing cupcakes and the internet).